Friday funny jokes

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
on a benchrings and a man turns on the hands free speaker
function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
New 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$90,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000'

MAN: 'Well, go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They
will probably take it.. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! Ilove you, too.'

The man hangs upThe other men in the locker room are staring at
him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks



"anyone know who is the phone belong to?"